This is pretty much where i express myself via my creative writing moments, or through my drawings, life's adversities and the occasional rant on mindless issues. It gets quite boring if you don't like reading self autobiographies by certain 15 year olds. So if you prefer to read something else, you get a chance to close the screen and go read something else. Hate it or Love it just Enjoy it.
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Hanna, 15 years old.
Pretty interested in all that is retro, and in.
Likes instrumentals, and a whole lot of heavymetal.
Has just started playing the piano.
Is pretty busy with her art and hobbies.
Goes to Lancaster Girls Grammar.
Dear Organiser:
Saturday, 8 November 2008 @06:53
YOU KNOW YOUR AN LGGS'IAN( a student from my school) WHEN :
1) You think nothing of men dressing up in nurses outfits, school girls, cheerleaders, playboy bunnies etc. etc.
2) you've gotten soaked running to J-Block.
3) Mr Bates has forgotten to come to your lesson.
4) you've tried a thousand times to try and open the gate, and then realise that the codes have changed. duh.
5) You've sat through a biology lesson in room 20 and are half frozen by the time you leave.
6) You know how many nipples a Kangaroo has.
7) Mrs Strachan has told you to do up your top button.
8) You've gotten 4 penalty points in the first week and try and avoid getting one for the rest of the half term.
9) You know where the spare merit cards are kept, and 'borrowed' one when you're trying to avoid getting detention.
10) You've enjoyed carrying a shoe box full of old tins of food to an elderly person in the area.
11) The fire bell has gone off whilst you're in p.e. or when you're getting changed from p.e.
12) You've lost your voice shouting for your house at hockey/ football/ sports day etc. etc.
13) You've dressed as a spoon for music festival.
14) You've had to kneel on the table and get your skirt measured.
15) You hate/ detest/ despise the sound of recorders.
16) Badger man is your hero.
17) You've cried at Mr Mac singing You Raise Me Up.
18) You've gone gaga when LRGS lads come to dance at CIN.
19) You have to look twice when you see a boy in school, and then wonder for the rest of the day just what they were doing in school.
20) You've gone to watch the frogs at the pond
21) you've played hide and seek/ sardines/ tig around Pear Tree Gardens.
22) You wish Mr T would play Phantom of the Opera at the carol service when he's randomly playing tunes.
23) you go to the carol service even when it's not compulsory.
24) you've mixed every possible combination of panda pops known to mankind (before we went healthy)
25) Mrs davies has scared you stupid with her piercing glare.
26)Mrs Barber is one of your heroes.
27) you've been to school office and asked the nice people there for an envelope because you've only remembered your money at the last minute.
28)you've had to ask someone where the school office actually is.
29)You've danced manically around the common room
30) the canteen was redecorated and you think you've stepped into a nursery.
31) you miss the old school logo.
32) You've gone to reception passing out/ bleeding to death/ with no head and get sent to find your year head so you can actually go home.
33) You gassed everyone out of J4 with ammonia/ ethanoyl chloride/ hydrogen chloride.
34) the lab coat you use wasn't the original one you bought.
35) you've had to wear the blue lab coats of shame.
36) you've been stood on the front bench by Dr. Salmon.
37) you've gone to Mr Bates twenty times before you're actually satisfied with your timetable.
38) You've corrected Mr Pim's spelling of independent, every lesson. (indipendent)
39) you know all the words to cooling me softly
40) You suddenly realise one lesson, after having Mrs workman for 3 years that one hand is fatter than the other.
41) You still call citizenship lessons tutorial, and you still didn't learn anything useful in them.
42) You've had to borrow a master key.
43) You've had to knock on the staff room door twenty times before someone actually answers it.
44) You can't find your room change because the teachers have decided amongst themselves to rearrange the original room changes.
45) You've dropped a pair of scissors down the back of a cooker and are too scared to tell Mrs Harwood and then no one can leave until all the scissors have been counted in.
46) You've seen Mr Williams walk on his hands.
47) You've been told off for talking in the library.
48) Mr Bod has jumped on your desk pretending to be a monkey.
49) you've sniggered at teachers trying to dance and sing.
50) You done the race from the canteen around the hall and nearly been caught by a teacher.
51) You've had to go and find an it technician because you've messed up your computer.
52)Junior drama is all that matters in your life for two months.
53) You know the life and times of david attenborough.
54) You've tried very hard not to laugh at Mrs Lyseng's sarcastic comments. 'Well it doesn't matter if it doesn't look like a guitar.'
55) You've had to stare down Mrs Tozer
56) Dr. H has bought you a drink at cologne airport.
57) You only know the first line and 'coming of victory' parts of the school song for the first five years you're at lggs.
58) Mr Kimberly has walked passed the door at lunch time when you're saying something strange and get a rather strange look from him.
59) You've rearranged Mr Hobbs' desk or turned it the wrong way around and then blamed the year sevens whose form room it is, even though you know he knows who did it.
60) You've been bored ridgid at speech day and amused yourself by laughing at the teachers robes and comparing them to harry potter characters.
61) You can dance down the corridors and no one bats an eyelid.
62) You've tried to convince mr Haslam to dress up for CIN.
63) You wonder if Mrs Singleton is ever going to complete a complete year of teaching.64) You don't remember any of the names of student/ supply teachers only their nicknames; porridge, itchy and scratchy etc.
65) You've watched Dr. Cook hunt around the desk for the sheets he's meant to be giving you.
66) You've eaten your own weight in gummy bears courtesy of Dr. Halstead.
67) You had to stop a teacher from writing on an interactive whiteboard with a whiteboard marker.
68) You've been crammed into the hall for a whole school assembly (not that we do that any more) and nearly suffocated.
69) You've walked down Dallas Road carrying the high jump landing mat on your head with the rest of your form.
70) You've always wondered what's up the top flights of stairs at each side of the balcony...
71) You've embarrassed your form tutor during health ed in year 7 (Miss Sinton)
72) You actually miss school when you leave.
73) You've stressed yourself out making 30 busy books in one hour.
74) You've been taught how to act drunk by Mrs Tozer.
75) You've run full pelt toward sa hurdle and suddenly realise it's a really stupid idea.
76) You yell out as you go around a corner only to come face to face with Mrs Barber.
77) On open evening you go down to the tech block just so you can get a smily face plastic sticker.
78) you have the whole collection of centenary memorabilia.
79) You've dressed up in edwardian dress, just because it's fun.
80) You've gone back to school in August.
81) Your phone has gone off in lesson/ assembly, and everyone starts coughing to cover the sound of you switching it off.
82) You've forged a signature for your homework diary.
83) Keith has caught you sitting on the tables in the atrium.
84) you feel strangely proud of your school uniform once you've gone into sixth form.
85) You've stood on a tiered stand for over an hour waiting for a whole school photo.
86) You've had p.e. in the rain and Miss Leech just gives you a withering look when you ask if you can go inside.
87) You've laughed at chris-y-mas day.
88) You've had class photos and has to stand in height order and suddenly realise that you are in fact the smallest in the class.
89) You've fallen asleep in lessons.
90) You realise just how often Mrs Strachan mentions her sons.
91) You've had to correct your substitute biology teacher
92) You've wound up your substitute teacher by asking really stupid questions.
93) Random teachers, that have never taught you, know your name and you don't know how.
94) You've been to Saint Omer and had to survive the chateau, complete with ticks.
95) You've been on the battlefield trip and lost your shoe in the trenches (jess!!)
96) slipper contests are the highlight of being on a trip.
97) You've pranced around the gym doing barn dances with Miss Bellin.
98) You have a sense plant that curls up when you touch it, thanks to the biology department.
99) You realise that you are actually small when the year sevens start getting taller than you.
100) You been threatened with wearing the uniform cast offs kept in the sick room in reception, if you ever dare forget your uniform again.
101) You completely forgotten to put your tie on one morning and have spent the rest of the day avoiding all teachers, unless you're in year 11 and then no one notices.
102) You've wandered around school sporting the newest hoodie/ t-shirt for the next school event.
103) you stuck post-it notes all around school, as it's your last day and they can't do anything to you anymore.
104) You've watched Mr Fusco try and fix his squeaking door hinges using vaseline, a bunsen burner and a very long rubber tube.
105) You've been taken to Anthony's cafe by Mr Pim (with the rest of your set of course).
106) When you finally leave you realise by talking to friends at uni, that L.G.G.S. is in fact a really bizarre school.
107) Your posters from year 7 are still gracing the walls of J block.
108) You think SATs are the most stressful thing you have ever done. Then you meet GCSEs, AS levels and then A2 levels and realise just how wrong you were.
109) The school gives you such a warped sense of view of your actual ability that you think a B is a terrible grade.
110) You leave and you can't believe how little everyone else does for children in need. - it must be spread
.111) You're reading this and laughing that most of it applies to you.
I (L) my school.
@03:26
The year 11's (cho's class) made a presentation on '5 years time' and they asked people round school what they would be doing in '5 years time'. I got asked to do it but hey if the whole of the green house zooms in on your face when your talking then no thanks mate. Everyone on the presentation had an idea of what they would be doing, what was gonna happen. Honestly, i made up my answer in my head when i was watching the presentation.
It was :
'I DON'T KNOW YET'.
Honestly i don't know how my future will be. i know that it would be filled with some minor misdeameanors and all but hey isn't it always like that? Would i still be in uk? I don't know. Im one of those people who self reflect a lot. Im repeating this again, A LOT. here i am sat in my usual Saturday morning clothes trying to figure that question out. A lot has happened recently so i don't know if all those happenings would still be in my future. Weeks have passed and they feel like days. I know im rambling but still, it'll be a few more months then 2009 is here. hasn't 2008 moved too quickly? Dreams of going back home to Brunei , going home to Brunei and vice versa. The day i went back to the uk. Lots of things have happened. Not bad things though, but well self'actualizing events such as searching for devoutness and searching for inner joy. But hey i am up for 2009, just that please, don't go too quickly. im starting to miss 2008. and it hasn't gone yet.
(Don't remove/edit the credits please. I want people to know that I didn't make the skin from scratch. Thanks:))
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